Throwing a party, club night or festival? Add some sparkle to your unremarkable and hit them with some POW! Here at planet Milkfed, we have access to some of the countries greatest performers – from naked blue waiters to giant fire-breathing robots fit for a main stage, we have the wow factor to put your gig on the map.

There was a time when throwing a few midgets on the bar top dressed as a bunch of bananas would please with cheese. Times have changed. People expect the unexpected. Give us a holla and let us give you a tickle in the right department.